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FaceShit 

When you add a comment on someone's FaceBook wall and turn an innocuous, happy thread into a diatribe of negativity.
"Can't wait to go see Bruce Springsteen tonight!"

Response: "Me too, he's awesome!"
Response: "Not a fan. But have fun!"
Response: Springsteen is an F'ing communist/socialist bastard who should keep his ugly ass out of politcs!!"

Ugh, FaceShit.
FaceShit by FaceWriter March 26, 2010
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Fake nigga

Its when you put your trust in bro and they put they trust in u they lie act like a bitch and think they do shit better than u or they just a fucking hoeeeee.
Ayo Cortez you a fake nigga dead ass pussy nigga ong when see dont try no funny shit short ass nigga i hope all your hair fall out.

Fake Subs 

Fake Subs in kpop means "fake subtitles", meaning what it says they are "saying" isn't what they actually said. If it says fake subtitles, everything the person "says" in the subtitles are fan-made and not real.
Kpop Idol's words in fake subs (fake subtitles) : I'm a mafia leader!!
Kpop Idol's words in actual subs (correctly translated subtitles) : You're really tall!
Fake Subs by easydefinitions April 9, 2021

Fake news 

A technique used by dishonest journalists where they exaggerate, sensationalise, slant or cherry pick for the sake of making headlines or propagating a certain agenda (usually) without ever actually lying. Journalists also sometimes cut, rearrange or take out of context what has been said by a spokesperson, sometimes using questions to invoke the desired response. The BBC, NBC and CNN love fake news. It is their bread and butter.

Using this term for satirical or alternative news should be avoided as this can dilute its effectiveness in calling out real fake news. Although similar, fake news shouldn’t be confused with misinformation as that refers to the spread of unproven, unreliable or otherwise poorly researched information rather than the purpose driven distortion of facts that is fake news.
BBC fake news headline: Trump says inject Detol into your veins
Actual story: Trump suggests doctors look into the effect of sunlight and heat on viruses
Fake news by 1Head April 25, 2020

faceshot 

Is it time for a shot of whiskey or a faceshot?
faceshot by Nozer June 10, 2009
n. a fake I.D. often and only appropriately used by underage people who wish to obtain and/or consume alcohol from a responsible vendor. fakes can be either illegally (and often crudely) manufactured or passed on from someone of age to some one who looks alike (i. e. has the same color hair).
guy 1: hey little bro, are you coming out to the bar tonight?
little bro: no dice big bro, i don't have a fake.

FAKE by madu August 19, 2006

Fake Taxi 

Someone that don't get paid in cash to drive someone around.
You can so tell that's a fake taxi. Let's see if we can get a ride
Fake Taxi by Wheelnon December 2, 2019