by Philip Anderson Lee October 1, 2008
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We've had an applicant for our voluntary position in this retirement care home: his name is Darren. Shall we invite him in for an interview? No, I'm afraid we cannot accept him because he's a well known coffinstalker.
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A: Hey, how was your weekend?
B: Bad. I attended my great aunt's funeral.
A: Sucks, man. Sorry to hear that.
B: It could've been worse. At least they served coffin cake.
A: What?
B: Just a nice-looking cake with black frosting on it. It was pretty good.
B: Bad. I attended my great aunt's funeral.
A: Sucks, man. Sorry to hear that.
B: It could've been worse. At least they served coffin cake.
A: What?
B: Just a nice-looking cake with black frosting on it. It was pretty good.
by ShogunSlinger April 4, 2011
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"I was coffee-blind as I walked to the kitchen, tripping over my cat and stumbling toward the coffee cups, crashing into the wall and hoping for a Starbucks ambulance to arrive with a coffee IV."
by Word Ganesha October 25, 2011
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Get the Coffucker mug.mixing Monster Energy Rehab tea and lemonade with vodka, tasting amazing while still having the power to put you in a coffin.
hey chad, i had a coffin bomb last night and is was amazing with a kick power. i felt like i might end up in a coffin
by extreme bar tender September 16, 2012
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by The Stew October 3, 2012
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