Carson

Carson is a walking, talking cautionary tale usually found in a cloud of exhaust and burning motor oil, clutching the steering wheel of a 1998 Chevy Silverado that’s 60% rust, 30% Bondo, and 10% active fire hazard.

Treats starting grass fires with a road flare as “backyard landscaping.”

Considers a “patina” anything that isn’t currently on fire.

Has replaced every fluid in his truck with whatever was on sale at the gas station (current cocktail: 2-stroke oil, Monster Energy, and optimism).

Intelligence level hovers somewhere between “racoon with a lighter” and “guy who tries to weld with a cigarette.

Life motto: “If it ain’t on fire, it ain’t fixed.”

Bro, don’t worry about the smoke, that’s just Carson ‘tuning’ his Chevy again… and half the county.

by Blaze McRustbucket December 11, 2025

carconingen

Da "toxic" dinosaur-creating corporation dat Peter Ludlow created with his uncaring/overbearing way of operating said enterprise, as opposed to John Hammond's gentle, organized, and open-minded approach.

Greed, arrogance, and hasty/impatient leadership caused da Jurassic Park franchise to become a total carconingen.

by QuacksO December 23, 2025

Low Carbon

Low in carbon usage. Carbon is what we create when we work or even breath. Making a product like shampoo puts out a certain amount of carbon. When transporting it to the store the amount of fuel burnt is carbon.

When trucking that product to the store they burnt less fuel so it was a low carbon delivery.

by James Booth January 3, 2009

Sunset Carson

The act of ejaculating on someones face while at the same time spitting a wad of chewing tobacco spit into their bellybutton.

So I was banging this chick the other night and forgot I had some chew in my mouth. I didn't want to mess up my bed so I opted for the Sunset Carson.

by thespclst May 28, 2009

A Carson that is a kisser

A dumb ass fucking kisser from oregon city, kisser as a dumb shit that fucks his or her second cousin. Seriously i went to school with this motherfucker hes an asshole. Just someone everyone should hate unless you like fucking your second cousin and not going to the hospital. You won't ever like this kid in your life. Again he went to oregon city high school.

That dude is a total a Carson that is a kisser .(Asshole who fucks their cousin)

by bob12345678910abcdefgy September 29, 2012

Milk Cartoned

Subject of a missing person advertisement on the side of a milk carton, implying "disappeared without a trace".

Teamster Jimmy Hoffa was milk cartoned by the mob, and his body has never been found.

by HiTechHiTouch August 26, 2013

Holy Caron

She a child of god

Holy Caron!!!
Who's Caron and why is she holy???
Cause she a child of god.

by Carl275 June 22, 2016