Carzon

Carzon is a toned and defined asian american male in excellent shape. He plays a ton of Call of Duty, but insists on only spinning in circles with a sniper rifle. One of his favorite hobbies is consuming the dick of "known youtubers". Often owns a dog named Hachie, who is always at constant threat to his life, whenever Carzon gets hungry.

"Wow guys, Carzon got another trick scope. You think he's gonna go eat Hachie now?"

"Yeah probably."

by chestertk December 18, 2013

Nate Carzon

The best jedi to ever exist, more powerful than palpatine himself.

The true chosen one, and a legend.

Who’s the best jedi to ever exist ?

Nate Carzon of course !

by Raven_Pog July 22, 2021

Sofia Carson

A beautiful woman who is funny ( even though she has bad puns ) and is EXTREMELY talented. You may her from her roles in Disney's Descendants 1 & 2 and from A Cinderella Story:If the shoe fits.

"Sofia Carson is so sweet to her fans omg

by Sammivt August 31, 2017

Carbona Not Glue

A song that caused my name on this site, dude.

Carbona not glue, 1,2,3,4

by Carbona Ramone April 21, 2021

cody carson

The lead singer in the rock band, Set It Off. His voice is fucking beautiful, and if anyone dares defy, then your opinion is WRONG.

Cody Carson sang a cover to Problem by Ariana Grande, which is is Punk Goes Pop Vol. 6.

by really very good April 22, 2018

Fecal Carbonation

The feeling caused by holding in a fart, that results in the poop being carbonated with the unpassed gas. The resulting poop is bubbly and airy, and often painful to excrete.

Man, I've been holding in so many farts that I'm getting fecal carbonation!

My asshole just got torn apart by my shit's fecal carbonation.

by theaman97 November 25, 2013

Carbondale Cougar

A 30+ year old female of the Carbondale Area noted for overly tanned skin, whose recently crumbled long-term relationship has caused extreme whorish behavior, including banging their employees, getting people they have banged jobs with them, and generally acting like a typical bar fly slut. They also have an insatiable craving for Carbondale Clam Chowder.

Watercooler discussion at work:

Dude 1: "Yo, did you see how slutty Sally's dressed today?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I mean, what the fuck is her deal anymore? She totally went fuck-crazy after she got power-dumped by that crack dealer she was shacked up with."
Dude 1: "Oh hell yeah. I'm gonna take her out for a drink after work. I'm gonna give that Carbondale Cougar the old Scranton Snowplow."

by Ass Reaper January 9, 2009