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Carzon is a toned and defined asian american male in excellent shape. He plays a ton of Call of Duty, but insists on only spinning in circles with a sniper rifle. One of his favorite hobbies is consuming the dick of "known youtubers". Often owns a dog named Hachie, who is always at constant threat to his life, whenever Carzon gets hungry.
"Wow guys, Carzon got another trick scope. You think he's gonna go eat Hachie now?"

"Yeah probably."
by chestertk December 18, 2013
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