carrole

cool girl that has smurf hair. kind of kinky too. Worth the effort if you can.

MY GOD!!! REVERSE SMURF!!! KINKY!!!
sounds like fun doesn't it?

by Bob_the_Cheese January 29, 2004

carrot print

something like a mushroom print but with an uncircumcised penis; smacking an uncut wang and leaving an imprint in the skin of the object that was smacked

that bitch teethed on my dick so i carrot printed her cheek;hey eddie passed out i dare you to carrot print him

by lance hickman September 29, 2008

Carrot Tits

I stupidly pointy set of weapons. The kind of set that just looks too ridiculous to generate any form of sexual excitement. Even a baby would laugh at these hilariously daft looking swingers and would refuse to suck 'em.

Ste: 'ere Phil, did you manage to get anywhere wi' Wet Stacey last neet??

Phi: Yeah, managed to yank her boob tube down on't bus but she had a right 'orrid set of carrot tits!!

by muckyjohn October 8, 2012

Carrot Dick

A dick that is carrot like in appearance. Also, the act of using a carrot instead of a penis for sex acts.

My buddy Dave has a small dick so he uses a carrot dick to pleasure women.

by pdubbs2907 October 21, 2016

Carrot

Carrot it another word for diamond.

gimme that carrot

by noodlethenoodler March 29, 2017

Girls who eat carrots

Carrots are delicious to chew on, although the human body has plenty of orfaces where a carrot may be inserted. Some of these openings creates immense pleasure for the owner when phallosshaped objects, like a carrot, is inserted.
This practice divides females, (and other phallos lovers), into two groups: those girls who EAT carrots and ..

At the bar.
Guy 1: You think any of those girls are wild and freaky in bed?
Guy 2: No freaking way, man! Those puritanes are way to prude. Those are the kind of girls who eat carrots, if you know what I mean.

by Hellnose March 13, 2021

Caraoke

Like karaoke, but in a car.

Trapped in the back seat of the station wagon with screaming children and a dog with gastro I realised things could have been worse as soon as the caraoke started.

by Brever September 22, 2014