carpet square

A term for a woman's hairy down there area.

Damn, did you see the carpet square on that chick?

by Thudgasm June 16, 2017

Carpetfagger

A person from up north, generally Chicago, who moves or lives in the south and constantly goes on and on about how great everything is in Chicago.

He is a Blackhawks fan even though he lives in Nashville, and has for thirty years. He is a real carpetfagger.

by Localhero June 22, 2017

carpet tweeting

Creating devastation in an adversary's position by directing numerous tweets towards a general target creating effects similar to carpet bombing.

Trump's carpet tweeting has his media opponents convulsing as if they had pumped strychnine directly into their veins.

by Niccolo1512 July 4, 2017

Carpet Skeeters

The carpet burns you get on your knees from doing it doggy style

What happened to your knees??

Got attacked by Carpet Skeeters

by EchoBSN August 16, 2017

CarpetMuncher

A CarpetMuncher is a person who enjoys sucking the pubic hairs on you while they suck your dick, clitoris, or asshole.

Look at that Faggot CarpetMunching that guy.... LMAO WHAT A CARPETMUNCHER

by ImNotAFUCKINGFURRY October 8, 2017

Carpet nuggets

Cat shit on a carpet.

Ex: Bro, my house is full of carpet nuggets because of my stupid-ass cat.

by Trumpnuggets October 25, 2017

carpet

a fuzzy tile floor

"You dumb carpet!"

by TheNicknameClub November 15, 2017