albuquerque

The biggest city in the 505. A dirty old town with no redeeming qualities. Home of the worst drivers in existance. It has the remarkable ability to trap everyone who comes here for life. Huge wealth gap, home to the poorest and richest neighboorhoods in the country. Has lots of rich bastard WASPS, but has three times as many illegals. Too hot at day, too cold at night. Most of the city is gang territoty, but the eastern part is where the rich people live. Pretty much just a miniature version L.A., except a lot shittier. Also known as burque and apple-cookie.

guy1: "Man, this city sucks ass."
guy2: "no shit, it's albuquerque"
*BAM* (both killed by driveby)

by thebigbadbamf October 29, 2006

alban

some Albanian goomba that lives at 19E blecke ave. His hair looks like something run over by a fucken lawnmower. He drives a Dodge shadow and is a real metalhead. He's a real pimp over at UIC, skeet skeet nigga!!

Alban is my nigga!!

by 786767866786564764667674564794 July 29, 2010

Port Alberni

A bumbling little hick town full of evolutionary throwbacks of all creeds and cultures, the only place in the world to develop the H (Hillbilly) chromosome through a combination of constant inbreeding and the fallout that blew in from the chernobyl accident. These H chromosome victims get together in contrived little groups and gossip and talk about subjects totally devoid of any meaning or sense, they just like to vibrate their vocal chords. The are smells like human waste due to their inability and lack of consideration to treat their own sewage, the bumbling yokels would prefer to "sleep where they shit" like pigs. Infested with crackheads, gold diggers, white trash and every other color of trash under the sun, it is a disgusting little pock mark on the planet. It simultaneously burning to the ground and sinking into the ocean would only beautify the surrounding nature, the only tragedy is there would be no more clam bucket, that place is the only place that makes a decent burger.

"Port alberni? Isn't that just another word for incestuous anal rape??"

by giggidygiggidybitches May 6, 2009

Albs

A newb realm with too many people who like to gank hibernia in 20 group zergs and hold DF for 5 days straight.

Its the alb zerg at amg again.

by Anonymous March 10, 2003

Albtron

The mighest zerg in all of Mythic Entertainment's Dark Age of Camelot. Albtron hails from the realm of Albion, and its formation is highly unpredictable. The Albtron is composed mainly of Team Warder, and because of Albion's lack utility in its classes, has been known to move at a very slow rate of speed. Despite this Albtron cannot be defeated on the battlefield. What Albtron wants Albtron gets. Albtron is almost always followed by a bunch of mass postings on the VN boards, the spot where the other two realms (Hibernia and Midguard) fight a vicious psychological war against the realm of Albion, which usually causes Albtron to receed into a dormant state.

Albtron formed last night and now Albion havs all the relics.

by screw hibernia July 2, 2005

albino hotdog

The act of snorting a huge line of cocaine out of someones ass crack.

There's nothing better than an albino hotdog

by srv_728 July 27, 2006

Albemo

a particularly white skinned person usually of british decent that is classified as an emo

"dude, you listen to deathcab and you cant tan.. your hell albemo"

albemo - "that emodude is so white hes practically transparent"

by The aesthetic voyager February 24, 2009