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Chinese Hummus Wrap

When a man cums inside a loose vagina and she drags it along the floor leaving a gooey trail in its wake just as hummus leaks out of a chinese hummus wrap.
When Alex finished inside of me, I nearly left a Chinese Hummus Wrap on his bathroom floor.
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Chinese finger trap

When a bitch movin ya balls like Chinese stress balls
Jim: how was your handjob last night?
Mike: she was Workin my balls like a Chinese finger trap
by Rulinryry May 15, 2018
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Chinese four straw

Chinese four straw or Chinese four straw technique is where an individual drinks from a cup with four (4) straws instead of one.
"Holy Shit! That's the fabled Chinese four straw technique!"
-God
by Paramatman January 30, 2018
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Chinese Drive-thru

A man visits a Chinese prostitute and leaves as soon as interiors has been concluded.
Chun Po used the Chinese drive-thru on Fifth and Main last night.
by Kanye Southwest March 9, 2017
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Chinese Fingercuff Drill

-Verb, This spectacular event requires a few step process and assumes the following scenario.

At least two people are inserted into someone in between them that is in a sitting or standing doggy style position.

The process begins with DP-ing someone in a synchronized rhythmic fashion. Next, after initiating some signal everyone immediately withdraws themselves from the inside of the person and with arms wildly flailing revolve around the same penetrated individual switching places with your comrades in sex in a musical chairs fashion.

Afterward high 10's and pretend chest bumps are highly recommended.
Oh man, you should have seen the Chinese Fingercuff Drill they pulled on her at lunch time!
by VFXWizard2 December 11, 2010
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Chinese cold shower

the act of saving your cum for months at a time then finding a Chinese girl or boy or family and dumping the cold cum on them.
dude i just Chinese cold showered that family out there
by bob hard tits 101 October 6, 2010
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eye's like a chinese

to have sqinty eyes as a result of being high
sippin on a heini'(heineken), eye's like a chinese- 666 Mafia
by robdog073191 May 4, 2005
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