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whack-a-splat

When a dick whacks you square in the face while setting up a blow job
“WORST BLOW JOB EVER!” “Why was that jennet?” “When I was getting ready he whack-a-splat me!!!”
by Iwillpersonallywhack-a-splatyo December 23, 2022
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whackupuncture

A "medical treatment" dat a guy jokingly claims dat a gal needs, in order to supposedly justify his wanting to slap her butt.
Playfully spanking a chick's behind doesn't really appeal to me; I prefer to just savoringly pat and caress her smooth warm pliable "moon", and squeeze and knead it deeply in my hands --- no whackupuncture from me, thank you very much. And besides, if da cutie sees how careful and gentle I am wif her rear pair of fun-bubbles, she will likely then feel more willing and confident about allowing me to touch her much-more-delicate-and-sensitive-boobs, as well, since she'll be less concerned dat I'd be too rough wif dem.
by QuacksO February 8, 2023
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Whack your Weed

I'm gonna whack your weed.
by BerriVoid February 11, 2023
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Whack your Weed

(1) An outlandish insult to piss off someone that simply has no meaning behind it.

(2) A sexual innuendo reffering to slapping someone's bush and/or penis
by BerriVoid February 11, 2023
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whackermobile

Any civilian vehicle outfitted (flashing lights, sirens, strobes, spotlights, handcuffs on the spotlight handle, equipment console, laptop, decommissioned radar guns, etc) to resemble a public safety/service vehicle.
Look at that dickhead, Jeremey Dewitte, driving his whackermobile and playing wannabe cop.
by Bearcatfan78 February 12, 2023
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Whackjob

Jennifer is acting like a whackjob throwing dishes across the room.

What kind of whackjob are you?!
by Hollywood Hoes April 11, 2023
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Whack-a-mole

Whack-a-mole; another term for glory hole room. To play whack-a-mole is to partake in a glory hole room and whack off many cocks.
My girlfriend was so good a jerking and sucking cock she wanted to prove it. She went into the whack-a-mole and made 10 guys cum.
by 0neHugeWang! July 4, 2023
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