Definitions by Iwillpersonallywhack-a-splatyo

Trying

Adjective: someone who constantly tries someone’s patience, I.e. push their buttons

Person one: “I’m trying!”
Person two: “You’re very fucking trying!”

When a dick whacks you square in the face while setting up a blow job

“WORST BLOW JOB EVER!” “Why was that jennet?” “When I was getting ready he whack-a-splat me!!!”