whack-a-splat

When a dick whacks you square in the face while setting up a blow job
“WORST BLOW JOB EVER!” “Why was that jennet?” “When I was getting ready he whack-a-splat me!!!”
by Iwillpersonallywhack-a-splatyo December 23, 2022
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Trying

Adjective: someone who constantly tries someone’s patience, I.e. push their buttons
Person one: “I’m trying!”
Person two: “You’re very fucking trying!”
by Iwillpersonallywhack-a-splatyo July 05, 2025
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