Water wise 

A form of water conservation; usually by the means of sharing a shower. Usually used in a sarcastic or joking manner, but can be meant seriously too.

Two guy friends jokingly say they are going to get water wise after a football game/practice

Jill may ask her boyfriend in a sexual manner to join her in going green and get water wise

Water wise by Luke's Lady November 25, 2009

Water Packing 

The act of putting your bare asshole up to a hot tub water jet so the water sprays into your crack and packs your shit. You will then have the shits for the next week, or day.

Ted: That felt amazing.
Walter: What?
Ted: I just water packed.
Walter: You went water packing?
Ted: Yes.

Water Packing by Mark Merno October 22, 2011

water buffalo 

another word for orgasm

Kimothy had 8 water buffalos last night

water buffalo by Kimothy November 30, 2004

water noodles

Bad storm, or the potential path of a large storm. This term comes from how the news tries to predict the path of a hurricane, tropical depression, tropical storm, etc. When watching the weather the forcast shows projections in different colors resembling the toy "water noodles" used in the pool. As a result, bad storms are dubbed water noodles.

Man, there are water noodles all over town today. I am going to stay in and watch a movie instead of going outside.

water noodles by Twartacus June 30, 2006

Water-stomp 

Verb: To navigate a flowing body of water, usually a river, while standing up. Comparable to rock-hopping, however, the terms differ in that rock-hopping implies an objective to not get wet while waterstomping is much wetter by nature, involving almost continual stompage of water and only intermittent hops on rocks.

The term is believed to have originated in the rural hills of Appalachia where waterstomping was a way of life for people whose livelihood was based on how many fish were caught in mountain rivers and streams.

Stephen: You're good at water-stomping!
Grace: Wheeee! (Splash!)

Water-stomp by Lugubrious Lou June 30, 2011

Water Munchies 

After your done swimming you are always hungry.

When we get back to your house lets eat i got the water munchies.

Water Munchies by Mike Holder July 31, 2011

water buffalo 

secretive word with girls that means basically a fuckboy. a good for nothing bc he gets with every single female he can that comes his way.

"oh my goshhh here comes the biggest water buffalo ever" girl 1
"yessss he gets with every girl " girl 2

water buffalo by perolike May 18, 2016