Elephant Wank

The act of pushing your semi-hard penis between your legs and into your own arse, then repeatedly pulling it out and back in again until ejaculation. Only for the well endowed!

My hands are a bit stiff today so I think I'll have an elephant wank instead.

by WilkoGreeno February 6, 2009

Wank Tank

{wank tank} a shitty public bus that evreyone hates driven by el homo the mexican driver

Guy 1:hey how we gonna get to ur house?


Guy 2: oh fuck wer gonna have to use the wank tank

by ajice March 13, 2009

poo-wank

the wanking of poo usaully exercised by homosexuals or people with serious mentall retardations

hey look at that retard having a poo-wank

by o.b1000 November 20, 2007

catholic wank

the man stands behind his partner and inserts his penis into their armpit. the partner then repeatedly and vigorously crosses him/herself to god, and the resulting friction brings the man to orgasm.

she had a headache so i had to settle for a catholic wank

by boni de la fuente November 29, 2007

rainbow wank

Where a group of Multicultral people wank each other off (in a whole group)

Rainbow wank is my good friend

by Bitch man September 11, 2008

Chin Wank

When a male proceeds to have intercourse in the excessively large chin/neck area of an obese woman.

As the fat ass walked by, my friend pointed and said. "She's so fat, she could give you a chin wank."

by Raspberry, Scourge of the BKLounge April 28, 2007

dangerous wank

make sure you are prepared. and then when you feel ready start masturbating in your room. scream "mum".

then the fun bit...

you have to ejaculate before you mother reaches you room or you have to do the whole sequence over again.

got back from college the other day.

was sitting at home bored so i thought i would have a dangerous wank
problm was i lost and my dad was the only one at home.

by nathan skerry December 28, 2007