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Black President Theorem

After hearing 4 separate people complain about Barrack Obama in a day; all without it being relevant to the topic at hand, I decided to come up with a new theorem... I copied this idea from Mike Godwin and his "Godwin Law". Credited goes to him.
"As white peoples' discussions grow longer and more intense in complaining, the probability that Obama being blamed for their grievances approaches 1."
Me: "Well, looks like I'm going to get laid off next week."
White guy: " psh, you know whose fault it is?! It's Obama's fault! He's trying to take our guns away."
Me: "I don't see how this relates .."
White guy: " You know he's not even American!"
Me: "(To myself) Black President Theorem came up fast in this talk."
by T2o8 September 15, 2015
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there are no women on the internet

Internet usage, usually brought up on forums, chat, IM, or IRC. This is used when a topic about women is brought up, whether one broke up with a woman, discussing feminists/feminazis, girlfriends, mothers, wives, people pretending to be women on chat/message boards, et cetera.

The term is coined in the fact that most people who use the internet are male.

The term as can be modified into "There are no women on the internets", "there are no women on the interweb", "there are no whimmen on the internet", and so on and so forth.
Wakalaka: Damn, my girlfriend broke up with me.
MrRaptor: You think you got problems? My wife wants to divorce
MrRaptor: Shes a feminazi
D0kt0r1337: Same here, my mum is divorcing my father
<HEADSHOT> Bridget: ha my firend said he was dating some chick on the internet. turned out to be a guy
RomZomCom: There are no women on the internet.
*everyone in the chat relay agrees*
by OLOL December 9, 2008
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There're two types of people in this world.
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