crab

a sea creature with five pairs of legs and a round, flat body covered by a shell, or its flesh eaten as food

We walked along the beach collecting small crabs.
All the shops on the seafront had crab for sale.
This crab meat/salad is delicious!

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crab

jessica: hey! OMG is that a crab?
me: yeah

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Upon smoking or injesting copious amounts of marijuana, the user will become anxious, perhaps having a panic attack, his or her hands and arms will become tingly and start to numb from sheer terror resulting in the effect that the tendons and the capillaries in the hands will contract inwards causing a crab-like appearance to the entertained folk observing the phenomenon.

"We ate a couple of Goo-balls and he really started to crab-up!"

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Crab

A person looking or acting very suspicious. Often referring to druggies.

"Whats that crab doing in the park in the middle of the night".
"Theres some crab outside near your car"

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Crab-Slash

Finding an empty urinal, pulling your pants down to your ankles and half-squatting whilst shuffling side-to-side with your hands making a crab-like motion above your head.

Wow, look at this empty urinal. Check this crab-slash bro.

Hey! Did you see Tom’s crab-slash? That guy went full Zoidberg.

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Indian crabbing

Very common religious Indian traditional sport which is practiced especially near the shores of the Gange. It consists in inserting crustaceans inside the rectum and making them walk along the walls of the large intestine using special techniques.

"Hey Pajeet, let do some crabbing!"
"No, Rajesh, my butt still hurt from last time."

"Cow God take my crabbing dance offering and spare my children from disease plis."

"Show bobs vegana I show me indian crabbing"

by Wulfnir88 September 10, 2018

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