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Sad Steven

Sad Steven - when a guy is inherently lonely & horny af, but can’t get laid. So he cries. He cries a lot, and uses the tears as lubrication while he masturbates about his loneliness.
Man! I’m feeling a little down, but have a mild chubbier. Time for a Sad Steven.
by Bitchy bartender June 17, 2019
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The Steve Urkel

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind and he purposely tries to insert his penis into her anus and then pretends it was an accident by exclaiming "Hehe, Did I do that?" in the same manner that television character Steve Urkel would do when he made a mistake or was caught being a nuisance.
Did you hear that Kyle pulled The Steve Urkel on Tonya last night when they were having sex?
by deebee007 November 8, 2019
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Pineapple Steve

The annoying pineapple who surprisingly looks like the Minecraft character Steve. It's pretty easy to imagine if you've seen the annoying orange before. It's a pineapple with steves face.
Wow, it's a wild Pineapple Steve living in my basement, I already feel annoyed.
by DonkeySandwhich May 14, 2020
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Simple Steve

Doesn't care about much and is very selfish, will borrow money and never pay it back. Usually short in stature and never works out.
I loaned John $100.00, but ill never get it back because he's a Simple Steve.
by Hey man it's STIMPY December 10, 2020
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Shea Kevin Stevenson

A sexy white kid who is short but good looking. He has a great taste in shoes and also enjoys sweater vests but looks very sexy in them.
by hotpinkfuzz November 26, 2010
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The Shay Stevens Challenge

To begin the Shay Stevens Challenge you must first purchase 2 packets of Strawberry Eclipse Mints. After you have done this you must eat both packets within a one hour time period. After you have eaten both packets you must wait 3 hours for the full effect of the mints to hit. After the full effect has hit you, you must time how long you can hold in the tsunami of diarrhoea that is being held in your bowls.
I just attempted the Shay Stevens Challenge and my asshole is burning
by Yeah65847 September 5, 2018
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