smoft

Adjective describing something which has the qualities of being both smooth and soft.

"Wow - your legs are really smoft"

by Geoff Payne November 14, 2005

soft

weak, pussy, terrible at halo 2.

Mike is soooo SOFT!!! I fadunk him in halo!

by TGLAZE December 28, 2005

soft

person who pikes out from partying, person who crashes out partying too early, is too much of a pussy to go out to town after boozing. Person who wont scull back booze. Person who listens to soft music. Person who doesnt take drugs after being peer pressured.

soft mate!!
you're soft
soft!

you're softer than a soft serve cone from burger king

by TPS December 15, 2003

soft batch

A foul party prank in which one turns on someone's oven (to preheat it) then sneaks a cookie sheet into the bathroom. A tasty dump is then taken on the cookie sheet and when the coast is clear the sheet is placed in the already warm oven. The culprit then usually leaves the gathering as it only takes about five minutes for the entire place to reek of dung. A horrible mess to clean up as well.

"You go to Mary's party last night?"
"Yeah, it sucked. I left her a nice soft batch though."

by TunaSled July 6, 2003

Soft Ghetto

A type of rap music that usually has slower beats and is more inspirational. Rap's version of 80s Ballads. These type of songs are typically used to set the mood.

Most rap songs that include a rapper with a female contributer such as Dreamgirl by Tay Dizm and Akon and also Want It, Need It by Plies and Ashanti

Anything by NeYo.

Tyronne: Yo man you gots to get out of the crib tonight. My girl is comin over.
Jamar: Alright, I'll leave you be. What's you got planned?
Tyronne: We gonna grab some Church's and a movie. then we gonna come home and I'll light some candles, drink some wine and put on some soft ghetto and see what happens.

by tornadochaser6 April 6, 2009

Softbank Hawks

A Japanese baseball team capable of beating (dominating?) a Major League team on any given day. Certainly capable of dominating every team in the Japanese League, especially Hanshin.

Example: Softbank Hawks are the best team in Japan, possibly the world.

Hanshin fan: Hey, the Hawks suck.
Hawks fan: Well, explain to me how we came back from 3-2 down to beat your team to the Championship in 2003.
Hanshin fan: ......
Hawks fan: Yeah. QED, motherfucker.

by KRHimself June 10, 2006