hose slinger

A man (esp. Aaron) who really knows how to handle his penis.

That stud is a real hose slinger.

by jacknut January 19, 2012

Hose slinger

A man who knows how to handle his penis.

That stud is really a hose slinger.

by jacknut January 30, 2012

European Slinky

A widely criminalized sex-act, involving 3 people, an intercom system, and a television switcher. The act is most common among workers in the Television industry, which has given them their godless, hedonistic reputation.

John, Jo and Jane sustained horrible injuries, because they participated in a European Slinky.

by Lev Sportsinterviews February 16, 2012

Monkey Sling

A sexual position in which the female is getting pounded doggy style, whilst the male grabs the tits, and the female tickles the mans ball whilst french kissing.

doggy style whilst you cup her breasts and she cups your balls also know as monkey slinging

by Bowman, Ivers, Taylor February 24, 2012

Clam Sling

A device that holds a woman's vagina in place.

Hey Jamie your vagina looks spectacular in that new clam sling.

by King of the Clam July 17, 2013

Wiener Slinger

Verb. Someone who slings their weiner into anything.

Debbie: OMG! Did you hear about Cody and Sarah?
Cassidy: Ewe! Sarah is so nasty!
Debbie: I know Cody is such a wiener slinger.

by Marty Sue January 23, 2014