Penis sauce

The unholy goo that makes new humans

After he stuck it up my ass, penis sauce almost dripped into my vag

by Jewboy7 April 11, 2017

Ex Ninilo Penis

To believe that your penis has a purpose in life other than to piss and fuck.

We will win this war only if we believe in Ex ninilo penis

by A Killer bum penis March 30, 2009

Chinese Penis Trap

Closed jerk off device used by gay men. It is a bigger Chinese finger trap but used for the penis. Two gay men put their penis on either side of the Chinese Penis trap. Both penis are trapped there staring at each other. They are to then pull the trap back and forth to obtain pleasure until both shoot out the frosty stuff. Once both shot its load the trap will be slippery enough to pop the cock out.

At gayfest 08, Johnny boy and officer me-off used the chinese penis trap to jack themselves off. They also ate the cum because they are gay fucks.

by 2drnk2fck January 27, 2007

penis

The drive and motivation in the male population.

Hi, I'm a guy and I have motivation and drive because of my penis.
Jeez, he's president of his company and making $110,000 a year? He must have sooome penis.
Wow, check out the penis on that guy.

by jeffro February 25, 2003

penis buffer

1.thin strip of skin that seperates two peni when a female is engaged in double penetration.

Dude, if there wasn't this penis buffer between us I'd be gay.

by bob lopez January 7, 2006

redneck penis enlargement

a lift kit, usually used on rusty 4x4 ford trucks bearing excessive bondo and nascar stickers with a bed full of empty budweiser, mgd, or pabst blue ribbon cans. driven by rednecks often wearing hubcap size belt buckles and wranglers with a can of chewing tobacco(preferably copenhagen) in the back pocket.

bubba:hey biff, check out his redneck penis enlargement. it's 'bout gottabee 8 inches.
biff:if a had one like that i could clear them 38 inch mudders i got under my double wide.

by bigdirtysanchez October 15, 2004