a town where only weird people live, girls all think it's some "miniature version of laguna beach" but really just a crappy town in north new jersey where there happens to be 5 dunkin donuts within 1/2 a mile from eachother. and a place where 6th graders do drugs. and where all the sports the whole town does their all "proud" and "MO PRIDE" even though they lose at least 75% of all their games. and everyone is emo. and everyone listens to dashboard confessional and hellogoodbye and they say that they listen to panic at the disco but really they think that "lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off" is called "teen hearts beating faster".
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The coolest sport ever. More kick ass than scooter, skating, and biking combined. It requires a unique skill of balance and agility.
by ngilliam1234 February 23, 2008
Get the Mountain Boarding mug.a ski mountain located in the poconos of pennsylvania. often a very fun place to hang out with your ski buddies on the weekend. weekends in elk often leave you talking about the past experiences... and boy are they good stories!
elk is basically a disguese for a place to get away from the main line and to ski some powderrrrr. when the weekends are over, the following week is full of reflections on the past times that were wonderful. also the girls there are really hot, true ski bunnies.
please beware: the often side-effect of become a true elker is that your friends from home will be incredibly jealous!
elk is basically a disguese for a place to get away from the main line and to ski some powderrrrr. when the weekends are over, the following week is full of reflections on the past times that were wonderful. also the girls there are really hot, true ski bunnies.
please beware: the often side-effect of become a true elker is that your friends from home will be incredibly jealous!
elk 1: "yo girl, do you remember when we went 4 wheeling at elk mountain this weekend?"
elk 2: "yeahhhh... lets tell all our friends!"
elk 1: tells a great story!
rude philly friends: "nahhh stop talking about elk"
BUT THE TALK IS IRRESTIABLE. ELK IS SURELY AMAZINGGGG
elk 2: "yeahhhh... lets tell all our friends!"
elk 1: tells a great story!
rude philly friends: "nahhh stop talking about elk"
BUT THE TALK IS IRRESTIABLE. ELK IS SURELY AMAZINGGGG
by elkerrrr June 20, 2006
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Many people in this city are obese because they eat teriyaki once a week, hamburger 3 times a week, pizza 12 times a week, and ice cream after dinner 17 times a week. Every shopping plaza has a smoke shop, teriyaki, Gamestop, and a Starbucks.
Many people in this city are obese because they eat teriyaki once a week, hamburger 3 times a week, pizza 12 times a week, and ice cream after dinner 17 times a week. Every shopping plaza has a smoke shop, teriyaki, Gamestop, and a Starbucks.
There's a party at Mountlake Terrace, wanna go?
No man, I don't want to drink 4 Loko and Mike's Lemonade and then hook up with an STD ridden skank.
No man, I don't want to drink 4 Loko and Mike's Lemonade and then hook up with an STD ridden skank.
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