Macurbate

a. To use an Apple device for long periods of time.

b. To love an iDevice to the point you forget everything else.

James got the new iPhone 5 and he's going to macurbate all weekend.

by xGeorgex October 9, 2012

masturbating

To pleasure ones self with petroleum jelly heated from a microwave. 30 seconds no more no less.

After D-love takes his lubricating oil from the microwave he begins masturbating with the door open and then places the spent paper towell in a bag hung on his door knob.

by Johny Hero December 14, 2008

masturbating

when you vigorously rub/slap/caress you erect penis or other penises.

Phil likes masturbating.

by Nick Scott Boire April 9, 2006

masturbatorial

anything that makes you want to jerk the gerkin, rub the pole, choke the chicken, slap the salami, treat your body like a carnival, love yourself...

Nigclole Eggert was masturbatorial even before her stellor performance in "Blown Away" when was on "Charles In Charge."

by mc chocolate slushi November 11, 2003

Masturbae

Your primary source of stimulation.

I've never touched her, but she's my masturbae.

by Dr. Dob Doblinson March 17, 2015

Masturbation

The act of pleasuring yourself through fingers on hand motions

Girl 1:Oh I masturbated last night and it felt so good

Boy:I just masturbated off of what you said

Girl:I love masturbation

by DatHorseBoi July 9, 2018

masturbation

Sex with someone have known your entire life. except instead of a vagina he has fingernails...gross.

i wonder if mr. rogers ever rocked his casbah..hmm masturbation is silly.

by J Boy August 24, 2009