Jade

A 14 year old girl who annoys her sister and has lots of spots

Jade had lots of spots

by My name is eva March 1, 2019

Jade

A crazy annoying little bitch ass of a guy. He will hit you with anything and is so irritating. Just being around him is sad. You better be ready to punch him.

Anna: isn’t that Jade?
John: on no here he comes

by Hahahjskdkfjfudjdjdjjd November 5, 2019

Jade

She is a very creepy person. But if you are her friend she is one of the best people ever. And if you fuck her over she WILL FUCK YOU UP! Jade hates being single but loves being a hoe when she is single. She is usually blonde or brunette and very short

Me: do you see that chick over there?
Jess: yea she kinda scares me
Me: must be a jade

by Autpar13 June 16, 2017

Jadeite

A woman who is raped by the offspring of a black man and Jewish woman, who had consensual sex to conceive such offspring who in turn raped said woman.

A jadeite is the woman who will be eventually raped by the offspring of Barbara Streisand and Shaquille O'Neal

by Cock Muncher 7 November 19, 2010

Jade

Gorg's second personality. Todddd's wife.

Has a nice booty

Jade has a nice booty, and is married so back off. -todddd

by ♡bittttcchhh June 17, 2018

Jade

Jade can be a great person at times but she loves to fuck around with you and piss you off. She aspires to be a prostitute when she grows up and is a slut when she needs to be. Jade is also almost always on her period and almost always a bitch

Dude 1: why do you always get angry so easily? Stop being a jade!
Dude 2: I guess you’re right, I’m sorry.

by Big boi Mozezzzz January 23, 2019

JADE ELIZABETH PROCTOR

The baddest bitch around, she the most gorgeous person you will ever meet, Jade is this awesome amazing girl, whos a awesome friend, as she is always there for her friends, she sticks up for what she believes is right, all the time, shes loyal to who is loyal to her, but will not be walked all over, she trusts until she has a reason not too and beliebes in second chances. Shes a big dreamer and determind to make her dreams reality, shes not afraid to say how she feels, shes very caring, very mad, and just an all-round nice person and friend. ALSO;Jade is a very beautiful girl, you just want her so bad.. Shes Unreal.<3

Woah i wanna be like that JADE ELIZABETH PROCTOR

by BABYMOMMA:) December 11, 2011