cream cheesing

when somebody replaces normal cream cheese whith day old stale cum and puts it in sombody's bagle

I hate that fucker and were going cream cheesing on him.

by yo yo yo 69 May 2, 2008

creagh

someone of great wisdom!!

just ask Master Creagh, he'll know

by sian osborne February 3, 2010

snow cream

Ice cream made from fresh snow, so light and delicious as to be nearly impossible.

This is too good be snow cream! It's Jesus Spooge!

by Straif July 30, 2008

Custard Cream

Pejerotive term for a white homosexual who has unprotected anal sex. Originated in the 1960s in the northwest mining/steel production town of Workington in the UK.

That guy's definitely gay. I bet his arse looks like a custard cream.

by Ted Holliday September 2, 2013

creamed my crop

A term meaning came your pants after looking at something arousing

Jenn: do you think this bra is too bouncy on me?

Matt: Oh god i creamed my crop

by Side-Armz May 12, 2008

Creaking

Another word for masturbation.

"Mum, where is Oliver?"

"Oh! He's in his room, creaking."

by ethmic12 December 22, 2017

meaningless cream

Sexual Intercourse, usually after a long term relationship break-up, where the male settles for any pussy that he can get without wasting time, energy, emotion, or contraceptives. Love, Cuddling, and conversation are never factors.

Boyfriend:I miss Rachel...
Friend: Shut-up! Go get a meaningless cream

by JP$ September 30, 2003