chair closet

A chair you would use to lazily put clothes on.

(Let’s say you’re going to your bffs house for a sleepover)

Friend: ummmm..... where do you put your clothes since you have no closet??

You: On the chair closet.

Friend: ???

by FHxdhftgf January 23, 2018

Post-closet Euphoria

A state of extreme and seemingly random happiness, excitement, and relief experienced after coming out as trans, gay, bi, pan, etc.

-Please note this is not an official term or anything, I made the phrase up to help explain to myself why I'm feeling this way. The experience is not made up, only the name for it.-

"Man, I've been feeling weirdly happy ever since I came out to my family"
"You must be having post-closet euphoria!"

by ScaryNarwhal May 3, 2018

Cock closet

A warm moist gash

I beat the fuck out of her cock closet last night.

by The big bad carpet muncher December 21, 2019

goodie closet

noun
A closet for snacks. First discovered in OneTopic's "The straights are NOT OK"

"Did you steal the cheetos out of my goodie closet again?"
"I'm sorry, but it's my cheat day and I'm really hungry."

by Cookie_on_Joy August 13, 2020

Mexican Closeup

A Mexican standoff but with wieners.

The buddies thought they would have a fun orgy but it ended up being more of a Mexican closeup after their dates didn’t show up.

by Beardie Thumb December 4, 2020

working closely

A term used by those that are usually in deep shit, or leach off of another entities reputation. This is done by piggy backing off of another entity with a good reputation, so it falsely communicates a sense of "we know what we are doing."

FDA: We issued a letter to Whole Foods saying they f*cked up and mislabeled their food and it made a lot of people with allergies sick.
AMAZON: we're working closely with the FDA to get our shit together.

by whitekarp December 23, 2020