brown-rule

The unwritten law in the Northeastern US that insures that a Desi guy can never get with a hot white girl no matter how cool he is.

I got hit by the brown-rule again.

by Parvez April 17, 2006

brown-keying

Using a laptop while taking a shit.

B: I'm takin a shit.
N: Right now?
B: Yup, I'm brown-keying.
B: Its not a dell,its a dung.

by NJC October 23, 2006

brown heat

Noun. A dense concentration of flatulence, usually experienced while under bed covers, in a bathtub or other confined spaces.

Was that you?
What do you mean?
Don't give me that shit! That brown heat hit me in the face when I got back in the car!
Sorry, I thought it would go away by the time you got back.

by Jim Riggins December 3, 2006

Brown Bullet Hole

The arse hole, sphincter

I can see your brown bullet hole when you bend over like that

by jacksheppard December 30, 2006

Brown Thrasher

An angry ghost gone delightfully awry.

The soiled sheets danced about the bed in a horrific display of misguided passion as the brown thrasher moaned in utter terror at what had befallen her.

by Whore Mangler December 5, 2007

brown badge

getting your brown badge is similar to receiving your red wings...

to be awarded your brown badge you need to fuck someone anally ..or give someone an rim job.

nonhomosexual only

yo did you hear about Jamal i heard he got his brown badge last night

dudes all excited that he has is brown badge..too bad his breath sticks of shit

hey did anyone tell you about trav last night? that boy was gunning for his brown badge and tina shit all over him

by Jordan and Langley December 31, 2007