The tax you have to pay in today's society in order to not have to continue dealing with assholes. This includes money loaned and not repaid, items and money stolen, refunds that people want for bogus reasons, or anything else of value that you'd rather lose than continue dealing with the people who have it.
Note: Asshole tax collectors are professional assholes and have to deal with themselves on a daily basis, but YOU don't.
Note: Asshole tax collectors are professional assholes and have to deal with themselves on a daily basis, but YOU don't.
"That guy owes me forty bucks and i know I won't ever get it, but every time I see him he tells me he will give it to me next time. Rather than believing him, I've written it off as Asshole Tax, that way I won't depend on ever seeing that money again."
"She wants her money back, but she ate most of her food, and the manager wants me to give her a refund"
"He stole my bag and I know I won't ever see him again, rather than cry and pout about it,, I've consideed it asshole tax."
"She wants her money back, but she ate most of her food, and the manager wants me to give her a refund"
"He stole my bag and I know I won't ever see him again, rather than cry and pout about it,, I've consideed it asshole tax."
by StevoPlatinum July 29, 2012
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Situation when an asshole just keeps on being an asshole, like they're obliviously trying to win a game of bingo by being a repeatedly douche.
Said asshole may also not realize they've hit a nerve, or are guilty of being an asshole on multiple counts.
Situation when an asshole just keeps on being an asshole, like they're obliviously trying to win a game of bingo by being a repeatedly douche.
Said asshole may also not realize they've hit a nerve, or are guilty of being an asshole on multiple counts.
A: You wouldn't believe it: today my coworker did x, y, and z!
B: Is she trying to win at asshole bingo or something?
B: Is she trying to win at asshole bingo or something?
by FLT October 20, 2013
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The random childish fuckwads that Urban Dictionary allows to keep rejecting perfectly good definitions for no reason whatsoever.
The random childish fuckwads that Urban Dictionary allows to keep rejecting perfectly good definitions for no reason whatsoever.
Person One: Goddamn it! What fucking assholes!
Person Two: What's wrong, dude?
Person One: Nothing; just those motherfucking assholes again.
Person Two: The Urban Dictionary editors?
Person One: Yeah. Urban Dictionary shouldn't just allow any old random assholes reject definitions because they have nothing better to do.
Person Two: What's wrong, dude?
Person One: Nothing; just those motherfucking assholes again.
Person Two: The Urban Dictionary editors?
Person One: Yeah. Urban Dictionary shouldn't just allow any old random assholes reject definitions because they have nothing better to do.
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Asshole means someone who is being a real dick.
Dan is a dick technically
Asshole means someone who is being a real dick.
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