1 definition by StevoPlatinum
The tax you have to pay in today's society in order to not have to continue dealing with assholes. This includes money loaned and not repaid, items and money stolen, refunds that people want for bogus reasons, or anything else of value that you'd rather lose than continue dealing with the people who have it.
Note: Asshole tax collectors are professional assholes and have to deal with themselves on a daily basis, but YOU don't.
Note: Asshole tax collectors are professional assholes and have to deal with themselves on a daily basis, but YOU don't.
"That guy owes me forty bucks and i know I won't ever get it, but every time I see him he tells me he will give it to me next time. Rather than believing him, I've written it off as Asshole Tax, that way I won't depend on ever seeing that money again."
"She wants her money back, but she ate most of her food, and the manager wants me to give her a refund"
"He stole my bag and I know I won't ever see him again, rather than cry and pout about it,, I've consideed it asshole tax."
"She wants her money back, but she ate most of her food, and the manager wants me to give her a refund"
"He stole my bag and I know I won't ever see him again, rather than cry and pout about it,, I've consideed it asshole tax."
by StevoPlatinum July 29, 2012