Apple Shackle

This is the term used for when someone is faced with Apple's incredibly closed environment. Like lack of games, Lack of functionality inside corporate networks, Closed usage of itunes, etc.

Stupid iTunes wont let me authorize my friends iPod......freaking Apple Shackle!

by BlazingAlbino September 21, 2009

Apple-Gate

Knife. Combat-Knife. German: Boker. An Elite/Formal Modern-Era Fighting/Dagger Made in Germany. Hi-End/Functional. Design by C/Rex-Apple-Gate who Distilled his Life-Time of Shaolin/Chinese-Kung-Fu; into a Two-Week Course for US Special-Forces. A Weapon for Close-Combat Experts. Integrates Well into Any Para-Military or Covert/Op-Outfit and Kit. ALL Combative in Modern-Armies Rate this Knife/Dagger as Highly-Esteemed. Weighted-Heavy in the Handle. Balanced/Difficult to Sharpen at First which Allows for Complete-Control over Material/Degree of Angle and Resultant Staying/Resilience and Smoothness of Cut Once-Established.

That is um, like One of those Scary-Peoples Apple-Gate Knives on Your Chest Isn't It?

by Mao/Beautiful-Springtime. October 6, 2010

Applebeezies

A contraction of "Applebee's" and Beezies, this generally means the typical woman one would find at Applebee's on any given night of the week. They tend to be tan, tall, range in age from 24 to 35 and tend to drink a lot. While not lacking in attractiveness, they tend to be very similar in both style and personality to one another. Applebeezies will be wild in bed if you have the money for their cocktails but usually won't be able to explain General Relativity if you bring it up on the ride home.

My friend Pete went drinking with Jerry and they brought home a couple of Applebeezies from the bar. One of them turned out to be a girl I had tutored in basic algebra for 3 months in college and she still failed the class.

by LisaSandler April 2, 2011

Apple juice cream pie

When you ejaculate in your partner, wait a moment and then urinate inside of them. All while never removing your penis.

I had to piss so bad, after I finished I gave Karen an apple juice cream pie.

by AJCP December 1, 2013

Applegate

a Church scandal

So much corruption had entered into the Church that when it was found out they labeled it Applegate.

by Elijah Goose December 31, 2013

Appled

Getting autocorrected when using iPhone, iPad, other Apple stuff, hence the term Appled. Getting Appled (autocorrected) is really annoying!

Dad: I have to tell you something
Son: What
Dad: I'm eating your mom out tonight at 8 so you'll have to find your own dinner
Son: Um... what?
Dad: I'm not eating her out I'm taking her out to dinner. Just got Appled, stupid auto cucumber. I mean autocorrect.
Son: lol

by Urbanned December 29, 2015