Top Racker

Someone who wears above an 8 in women's jeans at Abercrombie & Fitch, thus causing an employee to get out a step latter to reach the top rack where they are located.

"Yeah, I'm actually on my way to get a step ladder. This girl is a top racker."

"Where is the step ladder? This girl I'm helping is a top racker."

by Matt McCulley January 30, 2009

top off

to poop in someone else's butt

as an inside joke at a wedding by the best man: "when times are hard, you've always been there to top me off"

as an inside joke when filling people's beer cups at a party with a pitcher, filled up from the keg: "anyone need a top off?"

when you actually poop in someone else's butt

by meaty hand man September 29, 2008

top deck

Another term for a person who's race is a mix of white and black; 1 parent is white, 1 parent is black. this word was founded after the chocolate top deck; white and black.

Ben is a top deck, he'll steal a car but then he'll return it.

by mc mickey December 18, 2005

top-shelf

A feeling one gets when he or she feels really messed-up in a pleasurable way. A state of conscience one obtains through enjoying mind-altering substances.

Dude I am So top-shelf right now!
Two blue-footballs and I'm top-shelf most of the day!
What's your dosage for that top-shelf feeling?

by Mark Towe December 7, 2005

top hat

Is a term used when a gun is placed under a persons chin, and the blast blows the persons brain out the top of their head.

" you wont be so smart when I make your skull in to a top hat"

by Hdj February 19, 2008

top drop

when you lift off the top of the toliet where the water is and shit in it making the water turn brown

kid goes to toliet with his dad and asks why the water is brown his dad then lifts off the top of the toliet and says some dirty bastard has top droped the toliet

by dog dhit January 17, 2011