Splits

To Give Half Of A Normal Unit Of A Drug.

But Can Often Be Used In Several Different Drugs Deals.

Person 1 : Yo Man, Can You Gimme Splits On That, Doughs Runnin' Low This Week.

Person 2 : Fo Sho Man, Heres Half Of A "G".

by ShaunKicksYourAss January 16, 2008

Banana Splits

A homosexual sex act between two men, where both partners spread their legs and rub genitalia together.

ie- Male Scissoring

"Hey hunk, wanna go home and do The Banana Splits?"

by Angi_Pants March 7, 2013

lane splitting

Riding a motorcycle between two traffic lanes between cars.

There were a ton of cars on the roads during rush hour, so I started lane splitting to get ahead of the traffic.

by TK9 July 10, 2013

German Log Splitter

When man is laying in bed and a friend comes along and first grabs his legs. He then takes his foot and quickly proceeds towards his genitals and then goes in for the kill. Ouch!

Man 1: Why do you look so sore?
Man 2: Dude I got the German Log Splitter last night and now I can barely walk.

by maples123 May 9, 2009

leg splitter

when your doing it to a girl whos legs are pointing at about a 120 degrees angle, they you grab her legs and pull them apart as hard as possible. this will not only feel great, but it will also pull her hamstring. (depending on how hard you pulled)

"hey peat"
"what"
"when i was doing your mom last night i did a leg splitter..."
"so?"
"i think shes dead"

by useonthego December 20, 2008

the splits

A sexual position to be done by very skilled gymnasts/acrobats only. The girl stands on her head and spreads her legs open to do the splits, while the guy stands and puts his dick in her.

Milly and Jack did the splits last night at the bar.

by Chaotic Good Half Elf Mage January 31, 2012

Shlits

A most extreme case of "the Shits."
To be shitting uncontrolably.

-My belly hurts, I think I have the Shlits!
-I'm not eating that, that stuff gives me the Shlits!

by Chad December 11, 2004