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that's what she didn't say 

A phrase that signifies that a person's prior remark could have been interpreted sexually while also insulting the (presumably male) speaker. Means that no woman would ever say such a thing about that person because it would be blatantly untrue. If the target of the comment is female, the related saying that's what he didn't say should be used.
Tim: "Hey man, check out big-ass bag of weed I scored from Sampson. Let's blaze this shit up."
Dave: "Wow, I've never seen one that big!"
Tim: "That's what she didn't say!"
Dave: "Ah, you got me there. I guess everyone knows I have a 3-inch penis."
Tim: "Well, I was just joking, but they do now!"
Related Words
Shelby sheep sheesh sherm Shea sheeple shenanigans sheepshagger shell shebang

He/She is a monet 

A man or a woman that looks hot from a distance but when you get up close they are ugly
When I got closer to that guy at the bar I could tell he was a Monet
He/She is a monet by deedee June 5, 2003

That's What She Said 

Greatest joke ever- used it 4 times today (these are actual stories, nothing is made up), the rest are some of my best
#1- Kid talking about ice cream in a cone "I love it when they stuff it all in"*

#2- Teacher talking about wrong answer to math problem "That's HUGE"*

#3- Kid talking about a Spanish test "It wasn't hard, it was just really long"*

#4- Coach talking about baseball season "It just keeps getting harder and longer, harder and longer"*

- Talking about Gushers "I like it when they explode in my mouth"*

- Kid talking about steak "It's better when it's black"*

- Teacher talking to me about writing an essay on one sheet of paper "I didn't think you could fit it all in"* (He wasn't too happy about that one... lol)

*THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!



That's what she said! 

A term used to turn any phrase or sentence into a sexual joke.
"What if it gets stuck in there?"
"That's what she said!"

"It's just not gonna fit."
"That's what she said!"

he/she is trying to holla

boy/girl : can i get your phone number so we can go on a date girl/boy: damn , he/she is trying to holla

that's what she said! 

A phrase used when someone says something that could be taken the wrong way.
NOTE: Severely annoying when overused.
Person 1: Why is this so hard?
Person 2: That's what she said!

P1: Hang on, let me grab my pencil.
P2: That's what she said!

P1: That is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
P2: That's what sh-
P1: SHUT THE HELL UP!!!