Pocket Jesus

A mini Jesus Christ, very simple. Blessing's in the front of ones pants.

Hey check out my pocket jesus.

by Tyler November 17, 2004

Pocket

In American football, the pocket refers to the horse-shoe shaped area formed by offensive lineman to protect the quarterback during a passing play. If the lineman do their job, the pocket will protect the QB long enough for him to find an open receiver and throw. If a defensive player penetrates the pocket too quickly, the QB will likely get sacked.

Good pocket presence is essential for any quarterback.

by cajunchick February 27, 2010

Poca-Hawt-ness

Related to "Pocahontas", as when portrayed by Q'Orianka Kilcher. Derived from the related term "hawt."

Garth: if you were a Native American girl, you'd be Poca-hawt-ness...
Wayne: She can't be Poca-Hawt-ness; Q'Orianka Kilcher already is.
Garth:party time! excellent!

by D-spot July 30, 2008

Middle Pocket Cum Cannon

A willy

I'm going to use my middle pocket cum cannon to shoot you down!

by Lugwyrm July 16, 2009

Bloody Pocahontas

The act of punching a woman in the nose before she gives a man oral sex and moving the man's penis in and out of her mouth so fast while she's screaming that it sounds like a Native American.

"dude i totally pulled a Bloody Pocahontas on a girl last night"

"no way! did it sound like a scene from dances with wolves?"

by Zazzblamymatazz December 1, 2011

pocket rockets

Small devices which were invented around WWII era. They were built to look like pens, but are actually small missles that propel themselves through the air, hopefully landing in the eye of an opposing human.

Jorge F. Sanchez was killed using pocket rockets.

by Strick August 21, 2006