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pro-job

A blow job so deep you stuff the balls in.
Had a pro-job last night.

Sweet!

Sure was. This girl could practically lick my asshole while sucking me off!
by Shuaman October 4, 2018
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Pro Jackass

Person who executes the dumbest actions with such proficiency, observers are frozen in awe and are unable to reproduce such actions without extensive practice or training.
Turning the the wrong way on to a "One Way" street, on the phone and cursing the folks who got it right. That's a Pro Jackass, you can't be that dumb without practice and dedication.
by TZA_Unlimited May 12, 2011
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Pro-simp

When a student is in an exceptionally hard or unfair class, and they start defending the teacher's actions and cruelties.
Kim would not stop pro-simping for the database professor.
by Professor Simp October 24, 2020
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Quid pro crow

A form of benevolent sexism in which a boss offers sex to an employee in exchange for work-related benefits, such as a pay raise or promotion, but instead places 50 or more crows in the employee’s office the next day.
Person 1: “Did you hear that ‘Beckie’ in HR found 50 crows in her office on Monday morning?”
Person 2: “Oh no that’s terrible!”
Person 1: “Absolutely! I think ‘Mark’ offered her sex in exchange for a raise.”
Person 2: “Oh my! He tricked her with quid pro crow!”
by @walrusozempic November 7, 2023
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Pro-child romantic preference

Aka. P.C.R.P.; When an individual is only romantically attracted to people who wants and or has children, regardless of whether they prefer to adopt children or have
Emily has a pro-child romantic preference, for she will only date people who want to have kids with her.
by Vanguard 1998 April 11, 2021
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Nut Pro

A person whose profession is to examine the quality, durability, and edibleness of nuts and are not limited to ligma, sugma, and deez nuts. Usually a typo, often an illusion.
"im nut pro" - a friend.
by Shínobu December 22, 2018
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