poop tugboat 

1) A little piece of poop with string tied to it so you can drag it along.

2) Someone who is being totally lame.

- Person A: Dude, check out my poop tugboat!
Person B: That thing is sick, dootang!

-- Person A: That part was banana splits off the nuts crunchin, but Mike was being such a poop tugboat.
Person B: Heck yeah, he being totally lame city.

poop tugboat by nicoga3000 December 9, 2010

Poop Commute 

The act of pooping in one toilet and commuting pants less to the next to finish.

Josh: How was your night?
Reilly: Oh it was alright, i was lucky no one was home i had to execute the poop commute.
Josh: I hate that.

Poop Commute by Jbyron9696 February 22, 2011

poop-dickery 

when something goes wrong, is broken, or is not in you favor

i cant believe that girl stood me up again. thats a flat out load of poop-dickery if i've ever seen one

poop-dickery by EastCoastPowerHouse April 7, 2011

Poop Clamp 

The physical attempt of ejecting excrement from an individual utilizing duel placement of hands over the anterior and posterior portions of the abdomen and squeezing/applying pressure (clamping).

S/he got poop clamped after a heavy meal which caused great detriment to undergarments.

Poop Clamp by Mr. Filthy December 9, 2011

poop from the sky 

That's probably the stuff your children eat from the ground every year after Santa passes your house.

Child: "Daddy look! Santa's reindeer dropped some chocolate for me!"
Father: "Well Son, that's what we call poop from the sky."

poop from the sky by Santa's Little Helper! December 25, 2011

poop glow

The feeling of euphoria that sets in and stays with you after a huge crap.

Paul: Holy crap, man. I just took a huge shit and now I have the poop glow.

Donny: Shut the hell up man. I don't need to know about your shit.

poop glow by bloogablargablargabloop July 31, 2012

poop pebble 

the small bits of hard shit that fly out of your ass super fast after you haven't gone number two for a few days.

'dude thats a hard poop pebble'
'I just made a really hard poop pebble'

poop pebble by wigglenips November 22, 2013