Astolfo opening

Astolfo opening aka gay opening Is a opening in chess when you can win in four moves when your enemy Is really stupid, you just have to move your Queen to f7 while Its protected by bishop from c4

"astolfo opening Is used by gay people because its skill issue"

by Satania Is kawaii April 29, 2022

east side opening (eso) of san josé california

The opening to the east side in San José , California. It is the opening when you go down east santa clara until the downtown streets end (ends at 34th street and begins on king road when going east on santa clara). In my personal experience, it is a great, fun, and fast moving place where numerous resturants and shops reside on the sidewalks, also where the infamous May 29th (2020) protest on highway 101 occured, i was there luckily in order to record it. ended badly unfortunately as the police came but yah anyways

man 1: where is the eso(east side opening)

man 2: drive all the way down through east santa clara street until you hit 34th, then the eso begins after 34th ends and when king road begins.

definition of east side opening (eso) of san josé california= the opening to the east side from downtown sj

by sanjoseog408 September 22, 2020

OPENING WINDOW AND SHAGGING THE NIGHT

To have intercourse with a woman of the prostitue persuasion who has the vagina resembling opening window and indeed shagging the night.

"wow... jenny the prozzie had a snatch. it was like OPENING WINDOW AND SHAGGING THE NIGHT!!!"

by cavna June 23, 2008

Christmas Eve Openers

A family that opens their Christmas presents on Christmas Eve night as opposed to Christmas morning. Usually done in families with no young kids that believe in Santa Claus and/or cannot wait for the next morning.

I spent christmas break with my girlfriend's family and saw that they're Christmas eve openers since they have no kids under 11.

by Gaaraofthedamned December 27, 2011

Opener

When you arrive to the bar to meet people, and you are well behind them in terms of alcohol consumption. You order an Opener. An Opener is generally a triple shot of any hard liquor in a pint glass and topped up to the brim with a mixer of some kind. My personal fave is Triple Vodka + Club Lemon. This slang is common to the Mid-lands of Ireland.

Barkeep: What can I get ya?
Risteard: I fancy an opener...hmmm...make it JD and Coke.
Barkeep: One opener coming up!

The Barkeep may or may not be Risteard's brother.

by CJ2daK October 18, 2008

delicate opening

A slit, vagina, pussy, jazzy hole, beaver, pocket, squirrel, hairy mound, hole.

"He touched my delicate opening and it felt so fine!"

by Sierra_Sue September 8, 2005