The act of whackin it very quietly, like when everyone is home or someone is right outside the room. Turn the volume down really low.
by Trippinballs February 1, 2007
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by Creative@College March 20, 2010
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to masturbate is when a girl touches her front bottom and clitoris until its wet or a boy touches his willy until its wet and masturbation is done for fun because some people want to do sex but cant or they just feel like it and the wet stuff that comes out can make a white patch in your pants or knickers and people do not normally touch their private parts in public
oh and im touching my front bottom and oo yeah im tickling my clitoris ohh yeah mmmm all the wet stuffs coming out its all over my fingers ooooo mmm im fingering my front bottom
oh and ive got my willy and im touching it all over and the we t stuff is coming out ooo mmm and it feels goood ohh yeah when i masturbate i get really excited
oh and ive got my willy and im touching it all over and the we t stuff is coming out ooo mmm and it feels goood ohh yeah when i masturbate i get really excited
by vaginal fluid November 11, 2006
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who saw that girl with the acb? the one with the white pants and black thong, shes definitely masterbait.
Bob's mom just got a new boob job, talk about masterbait, she can bake me cookies anytime.
Bob's mom just got a new boob job, talk about masterbait, she can bake me cookies anytime.
by Ryan..the kid January 11, 2009
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* Function: noun
* Inflected Form(s): plural ma·stur·ba·to·ries
* Usage: often attributive
1. A place, usually private, where one can study, perform, perfect, and enjoy any and all forms of self pleasuring. Usually utilized by teenage males, although it can be used by all ages.
2. Any place where masturbation occurs.
* Function: noun
* Inflected Form(s): plural ma·stur·ba·to·ries
* Usage: often attributive
1. A place, usually private, where one can study, perform, perfect, and enjoy any and all forms of self pleasuring. Usually utilized by teenage males, although it can be used by all ages.
2. Any place where masturbation occurs.
1. Jerry said he had too much homework to hang out with us. We all know that he's in his masturbatory right now, wankin' it.
2. Bob just couldn't take it anymore, deciding that the only course of action was to turn the room in which the PTA meeting was held into a masturbatory.
2. Bob just couldn't take it anymore, deciding that the only course of action was to turn the room in which the PTA meeting was held into a masturbatory.
by Lerb21 September 16, 2009
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"Hey Joe, are you going to perform masturbation today?"
Joe: "Well im not getting much action, so fuck it ill wax my carrot!"
Joe: "Well im not getting much action, so fuck it ill wax my carrot!"
by Captain NippleFuzz February 20, 2009
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