Mongolian Navy

Something I don't think actually exists

Random person: Hey, do the Mongolians have a Navy?
Me: Fucked if I know, mate
Random person: Oh, thanks anyway
Me: Whatever

by Dangerous G April 12, 2004

mongloid

A person with bone deformities
For example: enlarged jaw, enlarged cheek bones, small sunken eyes, extremely long arms

Mongloids scare the shit out of me

by mongloiddestroyer November 30, 2004

sex mongrel

One who eats the jax of others and has sex with them.

You're such a sex mongrel

by Jugarn Jax June 1, 2005

mongophobe

One who expresses a fear of mentally retarded or mongoloid people, particularly in respect to the legend that when enraged they possess the strength of ten normal men.

A: Dude, don't be such a mongophobe, just ask him to give back your sandwich.
B: No way, if I piss him off he will tear me apart with his freakish strength!

by biggs33 June 10, 2007

filch monger

Basically, a food stealing whore, or a food whore.

-That bum just stole my food!
-That filch monger!!

by Poopty Pants March 24, 2005

Syphilitic Abortion Of A Mongolian Truck Fuck

One is brain-dead, useless, jabronified, not worth the epidermal layer covering one's body; a waste of space.

Are you sure you want to marry that tool? It appears as though he may be the genetic by-product from the syphilitic abortion of a Mongolian truck fuck! Gimme a break, please!

by weave March 24, 2003