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door knob licker

a person who completely ignores the social-distancing instructions.
the term refers to how licking doorknobs could get you the covid-19 virus
did you hear that the nba was shut down?
yeah that door knob licker decided to touch all the microphones, than discovered he had corona
by spoopy cat boi October 26, 2020
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Dog Knob

1. An individual having proposterous amounts of self belief as a result of completing a degree, irrespective of the quality of the degree and the institution that provided it, and convincing themselves that their lacklustre first job in the industry as being more significant than it is. The dog knob is also apparently devoid of any skills normally acquired from a degree or is certainly unable to apply them to their job.

2. The penis of a dog
"What a dog knob, he reckons building PCs is such a high powered job. I bet it took him all his degree to learn that!"
by Vladdo April 22, 2009
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knabs

stupid retarded 13 year old nigger who sucks on penis of sP drew's
knabs, your terrible
by Sean February 7, 2005
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knob

A word Canadians use to describe indians
You can tell it's welfare cheque day. The entire beer store is jam packed with knobs.
by Jim February 1, 2005
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Knob Jockey

Someone Who Rides The Cock, Gayboy.
by ZakGibson September 13, 2010
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Gay Knob

"GAY KNOB" Something that is "knobbed" out. Dont always mean that your gay. Just A Word of expression.
"Gay Knob"- (Damn dude, why you gotta be such a fu**ing Gay Knob?)

Or

(Damnnnn Thats Gay Knob)
by Tyler Wentworth March 25, 2008
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Zeta Knob

A woman, usually of blonde follicles, whom is indistinguishable from her counterparts due to the fact that the back of her head is the only thing kept in the memory of a male victim seized at will after an evening of Mexican dining. This is usually the result of most of the evening resulting in an exercise of "knobbing" or being felatious. This can also result from hanging out is a doggy style arrangement or reverse cowgirl orientation.
Beware when the Zeta Knob approaches from the rear, this is when she is most dangerous. Lurking in the shadows and then quickly positioning her head into the felatio zone is what has kept this breed from dying out the past million years.
by Not Dil-Bizzy March 1, 2010
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