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Jenny Jackson 

An evil creature that craves attention from the purest of youth. Feeding off the attention of others and animals such as dogs and cats. WARNING: Do not leave your pets alone, you can never detect where a jenny jackson is or what a Jenny jackson will do next.
Person 1: where's marians dog chunk?
Person 2: probably been eaten by a Jenny Jackson
Jenny Jackson by User1234564949 October 19, 2020

Windy Jackson Pollock

A windy Jackson Pollock is when you take laxatives before having sex and have rough anal, after climax you then fart on your partners face
I’m gonna need a good shower after my girl gives me a windy Jackson Pollock

percy jackson (the book series 

Like the history of mythology but 4 quarters history and one quarter mythology
I love percy jackson (the book series

Pull a Jackson Avery

Wait until the very last moment possible to tell someone you're in love them. (In this case at their wedding)
Omg, just him you like him. Before you know it, it will be too late and you will have to pull a Jackson Avery at his wedding.

mild reverse michael jackson 

Like a reverse michael jackson, but instead of a white man transitioning into a black man, it's mild, so instead it's a transition to something like a brown man
Person 1- Hey man did you see William last week? His skins all brown now!
Person 2- Yeah man he got a mild reverse michael jackson

Shirley Ann Jackson

The Honorable Doctor Shirley Ann Jackson is the head of a prestigious research institute and is the recipient of a smack tonne of awards. Totalitarian in nature, The Honorable Doctor Shirley Ann Jackson is not to be trifled with, as she commands a small private army. It is best not to speak against her in terms of policy. That is an easy way to get expelled. While maintaining the minimum of student interaction, she successfully invaded the prestigious research institute's Student-run Union, and it is no longer student-run. The Honorable Doctor Shirley Ann Jackson has an annual salary of approximately $5 million, as of 2016. Under President Obama, she sat as Chair of the President's Intelligence Advisory Board, and served on the President's Council of Advisors on Science and Technology.

Unfortunately, none of this is hyperbole or untrue. This fact just makes this sadder in nature.
I had money and freedom. The Honorable Dr. Shirley Ann Jackson took both.
Shirley Ann Jackson by Tute Screw December 27, 2018