Hiroshima Goon Sesh

When you Goon so violently an imprint of the gooners body is soaked into the bed.

Dude I just went in Tony’s room and he had a total Hiroshima goon sesh in there.

by Huroshimagooner March 22, 2026

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Space goon

The enlightened goon after achieving goontosis and living after goonicide and experiencing the ghost of the goon they will achieve space goon which they will float into space and goon and they will become one of the stars made out of the goon only a few people achieve this miracle.

Dude I was gooning and I achieved it space goon!

Random gooner how the fuck did u do it what was it like?

Pro gooner it was peak…

by The enlighten goon. March 26, 2026

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Lava Goon

Lava gooning is where you jack off with a high fever with all your blankets on you and goon til you bleed, thus causing a volcanic eruption from your male genitalia

I can’t believe jack survived after his intense lava goon sesh

by beeba April 27, 2025

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rough goon

glueing a layer of sand paper to your hand and putting razor blades through them, then proceeding to masturbate, tearing through your male genitillia then using the blood as lube

i had really good rough goon

by daveroid1 April 28, 2025

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