Cooked

When a person is in so much trouble, there’s no saving them

Bro 1: Look at Sahar, he looks like he smoked a doobie before his exam
Bro 2: Yeah, he’s COOKED

by SaharDoobie May 21, 2024

cooked

When someone or something is truly, utterly, and definitively fucked, typically with little or no hope of recovery

"Damn, Joey didn't revise shit for tomorrow's exam, it's the entire year's material!"

"Bro is cooked"

by MrSonnen June 11, 2024

Cooked

To be in an inescapable adverse situation.

He knew he was cooked when he saw his lawyer popping pain medication.

by MalumLibrum958 June 14, 2024

Cooked

a way to describe something , or a person ugly .

'' aye foo she cooked asfff''

by nlv.vale June 22, 2024

Cooter Pooter Pocket

When a girl farts, it rolls the other way. It is your cooter pooter pocket

My fart rolled into my cooter pooter pocket.

by anonymous June 22, 2024

Cooked

1. When you are absolutely done for.
2. "Cook", "Cooking": When someone is setting up for something, or doing something difficult, or clutching up in a game.

1."Bruh, my mom found my grades."
"Yo ur cooked bro. You needa flee the country bruh."
2. "Bruh, it's 1v3, that's game."
*Player count drops down to 1v2*
*Player count drops down to 1v1*
"Holup, he MIGHT clutch.. Let him COOK!"

by Mightyplayer555 June 26, 2024