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crab shellin'

a state of mind while under the influence of the dankiest dank, where you feel as if you are running around in your body.
by balls in my throat January 16, 2009
mugGet the crab shellin'mug.

File Crab

He is the giver of files. The ultimate member of og file hub. He is always nice to everyone and always will pertain to be.

Eventually there will be a younger crab to take over the file crab place as the true #1 file giver.
File crab just gave me snippets to a new song titled "Anacondas" and "Double Date"
by FileCrab January 4, 2024
mugGet the File Crabmug.

crib crab

A derogatory term for a crib-contained human infant who has not yet become old or mobile enough to be referred as a rug monkey or a linoleum lizard.
Sorry-- I would, but I have to go over to my friend's house. It's their date night and they couldn't get anyone else to watch the crib crab.
by IronNerf July 8, 2014
mugGet the crib crabmug.

portuguese crab cakes

It's when a Portuguese man and a woman who both have crabs but decide to have sex anyways so they use pancake mix like medicated powder in an effort to minimize the friction. Afterwards they scrape off the thick goop of seimen/sweat/pancake mix and cook pancakes. *note it is not true Portuguese crab cake if the crab cakes are consumed after the deed is done*
We were low on food this week so my girlfriend decided we would make Portuguese crab cakes. Sarah can really cook.
mugGet the portuguese crab cakesmug.

crab

crab: CrIp GaNg NiGgA

blood: NAH NIGGA BLOOD GANG PUNK
by LK-G September 14, 2020
mugGet the crabmug.

Mind Crabs

where you mind fuck someone so badly that it becomes frustrating to the victim over a long period of time after the mind fucking has occured
*James* i wanted to talk to u about something that mattered to me, dw about it then, bye

*Morgan* tell me!
!!!

*James*i can tell ur going to be there for me when i need u hey? :|

*Morgan*whats wrong?
*Morgan*??
*Morgan* :|

etc

Morgan has received Mind Crabs!
by Mattttttttttt- MAn May 2, 2011
mugGet the Mind Crabsmug.

walking crab

when you bang a girl in the crab position while infected with crabs and she has sex with somebody else thus infecting them the crab walk from one person to another
broski 1: "i heard she has crabs!"
broski 2: "i heard she did the walking crab with john and infected doe!"
broski 1: "the crabs walking!"
by stewy5 May 9, 2012
mugGet the walking crabmug.

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