clothing sex

Where two people have intercourse, but keep the clothes on. Kind of what you see in the movies, where an actress is stimulating passionate sex with a co-star but she has her bra on.

Monica and Johnny are very conservative, so instead of taking off all there clothes, they have clothing sex.

by NOT Oreilly March 29, 2008

clothespin

a girl who is so tight that when you're done fucking her, it feels like you had a clothespin on your dick.

damn, that girl is a clothespin. my dick is all red and hurts to touch.

by brynizzle July 25, 2008

clothesphobia

A disease of someone who hates clothes (because they are afraid of them) and would excell greatly as a professional stripper.

She was diagnosed with clothesphobia and stripped down at half time during out lacrosse game.

by Jess Fletcher May 6, 2003

Clooth

1. The act of slapping somebody (generally in the face) with a pair of testicles.

2. A sexual position, where, assuming your girlfriend has annoyed you in some way, you mount her face and slap her repeatedly in the nose with your testicles.

You're going the right way for a cloothed bottom

by CloothMaaaaaaan and Assgirl December 22, 2010

Talladega Table Cloth

v. the act of stretching/spreading of one's scrotal sac over the unassuming bitches face. a talented individual pulls his bean sack over the face of the frontal, temporal, and mandibular region (dyke if you will) of one's face after, or during the act of receiving oral copulation. (whether she likes it or not)

i met this sweetie the other night! we started getting down and dirty, and i immediately realized that i needed a Talladega Table Cloth to keep things from getting messy!

holy shit. this dyke started (unexpectedly) sucking on my chode. to keep from looking that dyke in the face i gave her a Talladega Table Cloth

by brewed and wreckless May 24, 2010

women's clothing

clothing that women wear.

He was so lost he didn't realize he was in the women's clothing section until he noticed the dresses.

by naruhodo November 16, 2010