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beasterbation

The act of a Centaur using its human upper body to sexually arouse its horse lower body.

A mix between masturbation and beastiality.
I saw a centaur performing beasterbation, it wasnt pretty.
by Shenk01 January 16, 2011
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Beastishly dickish.

Sandstorms are beastishly dickish.
by JD May 19, 2005
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the beast with one back

To relieve oneself of carnal desire while experiencing personnel shortages..
To knock one out.
To unwind the clockweights.
The unloading of crew from the submarine.
To furiously masturbate.
"What a darned inopportune time to ring me,I was getting seriously aroused at the sight of J-Lo in this flashdance knockoff music video,and was about to make the beast with one back.....Now fuck off while i av a wank.
by Rich.C June 22, 2006
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breasted

v. - To accidentally or purposely rub your breast against someone else.
Susie breasted me when she came out of the break room.
by MKUltra February 20, 2008
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Beasting Off

The act of masturbating and thinking of animals.
Person 1- So today i decided to masturbate to something different like..Beasting off.

Person 2- whats that?

Person 1- It's where you masturbate and think of animals while masturbating.

Person 2- Really?! OMG! I'm going to go try that right now!
by D. Schlosser February 25, 2008
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Beauty and the Beast

A form of gothic metal involving angelic female vocals and growled male vocals.
by Curumbor Elendil February 11, 2005
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Breasts

(.)(.) = breasts
( . )( . ) =big breasts
(^)(^) = perky breasts
\./\./ = saggy breasts

TITS- orbs, apples, balloons, bazooms, bean bags, breasts, bolders, boobies, boobs, bosum, bust, cleavage, flotation devices, fun bags, greatfruit, honkers, hooters, jugs, knead,

knockers, mammary glands, mellons, muffins, mounds, peaches, puppys, rack, suckle, volumnious, funbags, ta-tas, teat, titties, titty,
TITS- orbs, apples, balloons, bazooms, bean bags, breasts, bolders, boobies, boobs, bosum, bust, cleavage, flotation devices, fun bags, greatfruit, honkers, hooters, jugs, knead, knockers, mammary glands, mellons, muffins, mounds, peaches, puppys, rack, suckle, volumnious, funbags, ta-tas, teat, titties, titty,
by SirKane22 September 15, 2012
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