When you take a real big turd and as it drops out it reaches out and touches your nut sack on the way through.
by Nobodyuknow January 16, 2021
Get the The "BIDEN" mug.The process of sucking water up in your PP than pushing out water at power hose levels of strength of speed into the partners ass cleaning it out like a bidet
Guy 1:Dude I Super Bidet her ass so good I saw water shoot out her eyes
Kid: dad I don't want to know this
Kid: dad I don't want to know this
by Yeah you know who I am March 23, 2021
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When a man has a never ending wipe and uses his penis as a bidet by stretching his cock around his balls, eye to eye with his brown eye, and pees on or in his own butt hole to clean it off.
More hygienic than the Mississippi wet wipe.
More hygienic than the Mississippi wet wipe.
by Thetexasbidetcreator April 4, 2021
Get the Texas bidet mug.The act of waiting for an average individual to vote for you out of spontaneous lack of choice so that you can be elected next President because "who else". Also used in a sentence "Joe was biding his time, so one can say that time was well Biden".
Nurse: Joe Biding please report in for vaccination. I repeat, Joe Biding-
Biden: I'm Joe Biden, ma'm.
Nurse: Well, you have been joe biding a lot to miss on my calls, Mr. Presient, have you? Lemme give you a complementary back rub.
Biden: I'm Joe Biden, ma'm.
Nurse: Well, you have been joe biding a lot to miss on my calls, Mr. Presient, have you? Lemme give you a complementary back rub.
by KenM February 16, 2021
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Get the bom bidi bom! mug.Taking a shower after pooping instead of wiping. Can be the result of a lack of toilet paper or inability or unwillingness to wipe.
After squeezing out a steamer I realized there was no toilet paper. So I jumped in the shower for the ol’ Jersey bidet.
by Jeromeo November 2, 2021
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