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When you are jerking off with 1% battery in your phone and you have to make it quick so your phone doesn’t die mid sesh
Jake really needed to jerk off but he had low battery so he did the 1% stroke before his phone died
1% Stroke by CloutMeadows September 13, 2021

1 Standard

a unit of measurement the nobody in the OSS understands except me
that would be worth 1 standard
what the fuck is a standard?!
1 Standard by GOLD SPARTAN September 21, 2021

1 November

1 November that u can kiss ur crush without any problem

Crush: ah hell naw 🤧
1 November by RoAfricaBlox October 16, 2021

1.4 friendship 

A dynamic between two people where one person has invested 98.6% of the interest and the other only puts in 1.4%
This is based on the nominal body temperature in Fahrenheit and implies that one person gives all of themselves to the relationship and the other just rouds it up to 100%
Kim puts so little back into this, Brian is practically killing himself to make her happy and she barely shows up for a free meal. It's definitely a 1.4 friendship, he should find someone that cares.
1.4 friendship by poprocksA November 3, 2021
You think you hit 100 but in reality you missed all you shot
He is 100% 1 Shot
1 Shot by rickjm November 3, 2021

1 can wonder 

Person who gets easily drunk off 1 can of beer
Look at John he’s so drunk he’s only had 1 beer flipping 1 can wonder!
1 can wonder by Donny94 November 4, 2021