Cuntstorm

A defiantly obtuse and belligerently hostile female condition. Commonly attributed to menstrual timing, the cuntstorm can only be understood by acceptance of its mysterious and unpredictable nature.

I thought my tinder date was “the one” until she had two drinks and suddenly became a total cuntstorm when I was in the bathroom for three minutes.

by Dialblicon December 27, 2025

Cuntinuation

The condition of a life involving an ongoing relationship with a cunt with no end in sight.

As long as I stay with my girlfriend, tomorrow will just be a cuntinuation of today. She is such a cunt.

by Velvet Tongue January 13, 2026

cuntible

Delicious portmanteau of 'cunt' and 'cannibal' that can be used to describe people who are greedy and bigoted.

Aunt Janet is a cuntible. She is superrrich and superreligious and she really loves money but dislikes transgenderism.
When Aunt Janet prays for you it is with hope that you will soon die and give her all of your money so she can use it to crowdfund a pray the gay away camp.

by problemily January 14, 2026

couch cunts

the cunts who sit on a couch at a party jealously talking about the pretty girls who are actually having fun.

"i wish i didn't have to walk past those couch cunts to get a drink."

by weliketopartyy November 18, 2011

bungee cunting

the act of pulling a tampon out of a menstrating vagina with his / her mouth

tom is bungee cunting mellissa right now !

by brian harber January 15, 2012

thunder cunted

To get totally wasted.

Prince Andrew and I were completely thunder cunted last night.

by Hblake2317 April 22, 2015

Bus Cunts

The person who drives a bus and always decides to pull out in front of you like they are in the biggest hurry in the world, then proceed to crawl along slower than a Wiki.

What a lovely day for a driv.......HEY........Bloody Bus Cunt just pulled out in front of me. Now I am having a shitty day. I really dislike these Bus Cunts.

by hewi12 November 16, 2016