taintiful

The quality of a pungent odor from the perineal region, made up of equal parts of secretions from the genital region and excretions from the anal.

Whew, that is a taintiful jockstrap old boy! Do put that into the hamper instead of twirling it about.

by jimmy bubbles March 5, 2017

taint rain

The sweat that runs down the inside of your legs on hot/humid days.

Todays forecast 100% chance of taint rain

by baconbyts May 19, 2017

taint cock

It is a retarded chicken that was meant to be named tank top

The autistic cow said taint cock was his best friend.

by Handle can't be black or Mexic May 30, 2017

Taint Brush

When a man, in a joking often juvenile fashion, grabs his penis and lifts upwards allowing his taint and ballsack open range to explore. He then runs his often covered up area between the frank and beans and applies, in a painting fashion of back and forth, over the face of the inebriated man or woman of his choice

Hey Jackson that was a great party last night but I saw Conner flirting with Tiffany before passing out in the living room-I've got to go work and use the taint brush on that bastard!

by WarMachine881 August 26, 2017

taintler

A Hitler mustache shaved on your taint.

That bitch has a taintler.

by Boots033 September 5, 2017

taint

The boujee version of turnt.

Bro: Dude this party is turnt!
Me: Nah bro, it's TAINT!

by not_your_hoe April 20, 2018

taint bomb

When you're so enraged by your significant other that you decide to jump-dive into the air with your legs hoisted back behind your ears like a Tyson chicken, leading with your now-weaponized taint, impacting the upper region/face of your opposition with maximum force. Traditionally, one may threaten the taint bomb on several occasions until such a time that it is deployed.

Shut your mouth or I'm going to come at you with a flying taint bomb.

by TheTaintBomb101 December 29, 2017