Squirtistics

A term originating from the app ifunny, meaning the measurements of a woman’s squirt, or how far she can squirt

Woman:exists
Ifunnier:the squirtistics, Now!

by Plinplinplon\[T]/ June 12, 2021

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Squirty Cream

What happens when a man ejaculates inside a woman who then proceeds to squirt afterwards.

Also a British term for what the Americans call Whipped Cream in a can.

Ginger was horrified to find that Neil was covered in Squirty Cream after she climaxed on top of him.

by Dr Bradburry September 10, 2021

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squirrel • squirt • Squirtle • squirreling • squire • squirmish • squircle • squirrely • squirreled • squirting

drinkin' squirrels

Verb: To place one or more hits of Ecstasy (MDMA) into one's own drink, usually bottled. not to be confused with a slip.

"me and my boys were drinkin' squirrels last night, we got all thizzed out."

by J-radikal June 17, 2007

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the squirrels

douchebag group of guys, usually in year 11 who are complete cowards unless found in large numbers, or behind their computer screen. they usually enjoy attacking innocent girls for fun

the squirrels on their computer: you are a fucking slut lets go shoot up in the bathrooms

squirrel alone in person: *avoids eye contact and runs away*

by notsoshy August 7, 2010

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Bert squirts

The diarrhea experienced 3-12 hours after consuming food from a Filiberto's Restaurant.

After consuming an order of Carne Asada Fries for lunch, Randy was struck with an extreme case of the Bert Squirts and was trapped in the restroom for several hours.

by iguessitstim October 2, 2010

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