shart

When one attempts to fart but shit is simultaneously ejected whilst farting.

I know it happens to everyone, but you can't admit that you just sharted; make up an excuse to go home and change your undies.

by mistermic June 1, 2006

shart face

the shocked look on one's face as they realize they have not farted as they expected, but indeed sharted instead. shart face most commonly occurs during public sharts.

Dude I was talking to Sarah and I was really nervous and had to fart. But then I sharted and I had the worst shart face. Fuck.

by Bartholomew Cubbins February 26, 2011

shart

When you try to fart and a poo comes out instead!

JAKE K. sharts himself everyday

ohh I sharted

it appears I have sharted myself oh dear

by 1337 5h4r+3r May 13, 2005

funny t-shirts

Those stupid ads you see on the side of your screen while surfing Urban Dictionary. Those girls aren't even pretty!

Man, those ads are suppose to have funny t-shirts but they are not funny at all!

by Lightboxes April 28, 2008

shart

When attempting to pass gas, you accidentally leave a "skid mark" (or worse).

The opposite of that old graffitti verse, "Here I sit, broken-hearted. Came to shit, but only farted." In this case you wanted to fart, but crap is what you got. This is especially true if you're over 50. Like Dad used to say, "Never trust a fart"!
"Did you fart?" "No, I think I SHARTED!"

by bobby shart August 28, 2009

Shart

When you fart a little shit comes out..a shart

Man I was in your moms bedroom and she made me laugh so hard i sharted in my pants!

by Kyleman January 20, 2004

shart

A huge fart with a lump in it.

As I was attempting to drive home from the local chinese restaurant, I shart myself before reaching the oval office in time.

by Big Shartman III January 5, 2005