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Shirting

When one has to take off their shirt due to the intestinal pain that is due to... (enter possible cause for the diarrhea that tested your accuracy and ability to puke through your legs whilst painting the bowl... impossible)
Ugh I drank way too much last night. I’ve been shirting all morning.
by Bowl Banter February 20, 2023
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checkered shirts

A sexual act where you take the checkerboard pieces from a checkerboard game, continue to relieve your bowels into a bowl, a paint brush is required- your partner will take off his or her shirt, and embrace and you stick the checker pieces to your partners chest with that feces. Thus making a checkered shirt.
Damn I gave my girlfriend a mean checkered shirts last night
by Satansbestie July 2, 2016
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Tucking the shirt in

An excuse used by decrepit sycophantic lawyers when caught masturbating
"I was just tucking the shirt in!" Rudy exclaimed while greeted with uproarious laughter
by FreeBirdie October 21, 2020
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put you on a shirt

This means usually not offensive and is meaning a Roblox avatar like putting someone on a shirt with their Roblox avatar.
I’m going to put your Roblox avatar onto a shirt. “Put you on a shirt”
by Hehdd May 14, 2024
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Shirt cockin

When wearing only a T shirt and nothing else letting the your meat dangle out from the bottom of the shirt. Women can also perform this maneuver.
On Billy's day off, he walked around the house shirt cockin and playing video games all day letting his massive hog breathe
by Knucklesmcjerk October 20, 2023
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Shirt Nigga

A nigga who wears a shirt in the pool
Bruh why does that nigga Chris always wear a shirt in the pool. He’s a shirt nigga LOL.
by SheckWes123 September 12, 2024
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T-Shirt Bod

A body type resting in between a dad bod and a body type you would actually feel comfortable with whilst being shirtless in public. Looks at least passable in a t-shirt, hence the name.
Guy 1: Hey man, you been eating better? You look like you dropped some weight.

Guy 2: Yeah. Upgraded from dad bod to t-shirt bod!
by Anonymous900000000000000 September 22, 2019
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