Two librarians that constantly monitor your computer activity. Making sure the person on the computer has no fun at all. (vultures)
by Anonymous May 1, 2003
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by Rio Mesa juner May 5, 2003
Get the Rio Mesa Librarians mug.Very similar to any ordinary text message, except these are always imflammatory, hateful, insulting, belittling, and generally negative in content, and always from the girl or guy you just recently dumped in a very painful, and likely humiliating, manner.
Me: Oy. You know how I broke up with Lynn on Sunday night? I woke up this morning and checked my phone, and had 33 different mails from her. She, uh, has quite the potty-mouth.
Jeff!: Nothing but Ext Messages, huh? Surprised?
Me: I guess not. I did accuse her of sleeping with my brother. Then I called her that something that rhymes with "manipulating bitch".
Jeff!: Expected backlash, Mr. Jerk-Face. You don't even have a brother.
Me: Sigh.
Jeff!: Nothing but Ext Messages, huh? Surprised?
Me: I guess not. I did accuse her of sleeping with my brother. Then I called her that something that rhymes with "manipulating bitch".
Jeff!: Expected backlash, Mr. Jerk-Face. You don't even have a brother.
Me: Sigh.
by Anger Wagon April 17, 2008
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A message that can be set on many instant messaging applications which allows the user to tell his or her contacts what is happening, how they are feeling, or anything else they feel their peers should know.
V., status-messaged, status-messaging, status-messages
To talk through status-messages on IM clients. This can be done one-on-one or to a group of people. It is usually used when someone will not "talk" because they are pissed off. Instead, they will status-message to communicate.
Often abbreviated to SM.
A message that can be set on many instant messaging applications which allows the user to tell his or her contacts what is happening, how they are feeling, or anything else they feel their peers should know.
V., status-messaged, status-messaging, status-messages
To talk through status-messages on IM clients. This can be done one-on-one or to a group of people. It is usually used when someone will not "talk" because they are pissed off. Instead, they will status-message to communicate.
Often abbreviated to SM.
n.
Hey man, I totally agree with your status-message. Finals SUCK!!!
v.
Timmy's status: Talk to me!!!
Anna's status: NO -.-
Onlooker: Timmy pissed of Anna again. They seem to status-message everyday!
Hey man, I totally agree with your status-message. Finals SUCK!!!
v.
Timmy's status: Talk to me!!!
Anna's status: NO -.-
Onlooker: Timmy pissed of Anna again. They seem to status-message everyday!
by AAACui April 4, 2009
Get the Status-message mug.A term used to describe someone who:
A) is badly dressed, or
B) has no idea what they're doing and is all over the place.
A) is badly dressed, or
B) has no idea what they're doing and is all over the place.
"Ella, you're a floppy mess in those ridiculous shoes."
"My paper is due in two hours and I can't stop procrastinating. I'm afloppy mess!"
"My paper is due in two hours and I can't stop procrastinating. I'm afloppy mess!"
by Zozofosho September 21, 2011
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Brent: Goddammit!
Alex: What's the matter?
Brent: Stan keeps posting bible verses on Facebook. It's really annoying!
Alex: I believe the scientific term for that is a Facebook Messiah.
Alex: What's the matter?
Brent: Stan keeps posting bible verses on Facebook. It's really annoying!
Alex: I believe the scientific term for that is a Facebook Messiah.
by FreedomBroGM December 16, 2011
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